Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Easy American Pad Thai

I'm a big fan of Fake Asian food.

You know what I mean. I'm sure actual people who live in China or Thailand or India or wherever don't eat anything resembling the sorts of food that I make and call Chinese or Thai or Indian or Generic Asian. I have Chinese coworkers and I know that at home they eat fish heads and chicken feet and foods much spicier than you'll ever find on my table.

But Americanized Asian food is delicious (perhaps fish heads and chicken feet are delicious too; to be fair, I've never tried them). I keep a lot of staple ingredients for these cuisines stocked because I use them frequently, and because Asian Mart (yes, that's the actual name of the store) is a strange and fascinating fish-scented wonderland full of odd ingredients, Pocky, and boba tea.

That said, perhaps not every American stocks her kitchen with fish sauce and curry paste and sambal oelek.

I have made more complicated Pad Thais (Pads Thai?) before, recipes that rely extensively on my stock of ingredients in labels that are mostly in Thai and include only limited and hilarious English captions. They are tasty, and they are not any more difficult to cook than this recipe. They just require more--and less common--ingredients.

The recipe I adapted for this Pad Thai dish, however, assumes that you have nothing more exotic than soy sauce in your pantry (well, and rice noodles). I added a touch or two of other ingredients because I had them on hand, but if you're scared off by the mention of fish sauce, follow the link to Brownies for Dinner for the original recipe, where you'll find an Americanized Pad Thai that's easy, delicious, and does not require a trip to Asian Mart.

Ironically, I did not have on hand two pretty common American ingredients: cilantro and green onions. We just got back from vacation and I don't have much of anything green on hand, and the cilantro I planted died months ago. The DDH doesn't particularly care for green onions or cilantro, so he was happy, but I love them and definitely recommend the greened version of this meal.

Easy American Pad Thai.

Easy American Pad Thai
Adapted from this recipe by Patricia at Brownies for Dinner.

Note: If you'd like to add chicken or pork to your Pad Thai, skip down, put together a batch of the sauce, and start your meat marinating before proceeding with the recipe. You don't have to marinate the meat, but it does make it tasty! Cook and set aside, then add to the noodles at the end of their cooking time.

First, you need about 8 oz. rice noodles. These come in two kinds: skinny round ones sort of like angel hair pasta, and wide flat ones. You want the wide flat ones if you have any sort of a choice.

Skinny on the left; wide on the right.
Now, I was almost out of the wide ones, did not have time to go to Asian Mart, and the local grocery store only carried the skinny kind. So I can testify that they will work. They just get mushier, and I prefer the taste and mouthfeel of the wider noodle for a Pad Thai.

Heck, if you're desperate and/or adventurous, you could use normal white flour linguine. It'll taste different than rice noodles and have a different texture, but why the heck not, right?

Prepare your noodles according to package directions. Typically, this means soaking your noodles in hot or cold water for about thirty minutes. If your package directions are in Thai and you don't read Thai, soak them in hot hot tap water for 25 minutes. If you're using skinny noodles and it calls for a soak, then a boil, skip the boiling step. You will note the mushfest in the final pictures. This is because I did not skip the boiling step. You've been warned.

White on white on white. Great picture, huh?
I also pulled out some fully cooked shrimp and set them to defrost. This dish is great with shrimp or chicken. If you're using raw shrimp or chicken, you will want to cook and set aside before you begin cooking the sauce and noodles, then stir in at the end when I add my already-cooked shrimp.

While the noodles soak, prep your ingredients and mix your sauce.

You will want about 1/4 cup peanuts (unless of course you're allergic to peanuts). These are to top your final dish. The DDH doesn't like them. You can buy chopped ones, or buy whole ones and chop them yourself.

Chopped peanuts.
Note: If you had whole shelled peanuts (i.e., still with skins), chop them with skins on. Then, blow lightly on the peanut pile. Most of the skins will float away off your cutting board, while the peanuts stay in place. Pick up your cutting board and brush all the skins into the trash or your compost bowl. Ta-da! It won't get quite all of them, but it's much easier than trying to pick out each individual skin with your fingers.

Set the chopped peanuts aside. At this time, also chop your 1/2 cup fresh cilantro, if using, and set aside as well.

In a small bowl, mix 2 Tbs. brown sugar,

juice of 1 small lime,

About 2 Tablespoons juice.
and 3 Tablespoons soy sauce. Or, if you happen to have some on hand, use 1 1/2 Tablespoons soy sauce and scant Tablespoon fish sauce.

Sauce de Poisson. I promise that doesn't mean "poison."

Now, spice it up. A dash or two of Sriracha would be marvelous. The Roommate kept giant bottles of Sriracha on hand and I used to borrow the occasional dash for my cooking, but now that he has moved out, I obviously need to invest in my own. Chile paste would work, or even a sprinkling of chili powder or cayenne. I used 1/4 teaspoon Sambal Oelek, but this was not enough spice for us (read: neither the DDH nor I could taste it). I advise starting with a little of whatever spice you use and increasing it until it's at your comfort level.

The seeds are the spicy bits.

Not sure what the rooster has to do with anything.
At this point, I tossed my shrimps in the sauce to marinate a bit first and soak up the flavor.

Nom nom nom.
If you're using green onions, take 3 green onions, cut off the ends, and cut the white parts away from the green parts. Then thinly slice the white parts and cut the green parts into two-inch ribbons. Set aside.

In a small bowl, beat 2 eggs.

No need to break out the beater; a fork will do fine.
 Please note that the original recipe calls for 1 clove garlic. Here is how much garlic I used:

Again with the white on white, sorry.
and I still didn't really taste a particularly garlic flavor. Keep this in mind whenever I give recipes using garlic around here....

Anyway, peel your garlic and either mince it or have it ready for crushing through your garlic press.

Your noodles should be done about now; if not, take a break until they are. Once done soaking, drain the noodles and set aside. Remember that if your noodle directions call for boiling, you probably want to skip the boiling step.

Heat 1 Tablespoon olive oil (or sesame or peanut oil, if you'd like to be more Asian about it) in a large pan. Make sure you have all your other ingredients ready to go.

Add your minced garlic (and the white parts of the green onions, if using) to the hot pan. Cook, stirring, until fragrant, about 30 seconds.

See how it's starting to brown? Add the eggs just before you
get to that point. Photographing the process leads too
often to burnt garlic.
Add your eggs and cook until just starting to set, about one minute.

You could cook yours less than this, but I needed to make
sure they were hard cooked, since I'm pregnant.
Remove the eggs from heat and set aside (I set them in the now-empty bowl the noodles had soaked in).

To the pan, add your noodles, the green parts of your green onions, your sauce, and any cooked meat you're using.

The sauce and the shrimp all came in together.
Stir until the noodles are soft and everything's mixed together, about one minute. You may need to gently separate your noodles with your spatula (if possible; obviously my boiled skinny noodles became a mushy mess).

Shrimp mush.
Add the eggs to the pan.

Toss and stir to break up the eggs and mix everything together.

Ta-da! All done. Serve with a lime wedge and topped with the chopped peanuts and maybe some fresh cilantro.

The End.
Okay, so the directions are really long with all those pictures, but I promise it's a very, very simple recipe. Mostly you're just soaking, mixing, and quickly cooking! It's hard to go too wrong here.



  1. Mmm, looks yummy! I'm a big fan of fake Asian food too, and fake Mexican food. If someone is like "Hey let's go get some Mexican for dinner tonight!" I'm always wondering if they mean like tex-mex, or ridiculously spicy chimichangas. Cuz I don't go for ridiculously spicy :-)

    We don't have a lot of "crazy" stuff in our pantry (mostly cuz we don't have a lot of stuff period in our pantry) but we do always have mirin. Cuz I make chicken adobo a lot. And it's delicious. Somehow though I never have green onions, which is also part of that recipe. Hmm...

    (JM got carded last time he bought mirin! WTF?!)

    1. I love fake ethnic food. And real ethnic food, sometimes. Ridiculously spicy is not my cup of tea, either!

      I tend to either have so many green onions they go into everything or none at all. Once I learned that trick of putting them in the window in a cup of water, that helped keep them around longer, but those are all gone and I haven't bought more.

      (In Chicago? I suppose it would make sense in Oklahoma, kind of. Weird!)



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